A list of reasons (that we won't have to beat him up for...) why he hasn't called:
1. He secretly works for the CIA 2. As secret CIA agent he went hunting for Osama BinLaden 3. While hunting Osama BinLaden he was kidnapped and is being held in the Middle East in a cave 4. He's secretly auditioning for American Idol and wanted to surprise you 5. He went skiing, bumped his head, got amnesia and is roaming the planet looking for you 6. His ex-wife is holding him hostage for more child support 7. His car broke down in the middle of the Sahara Desert and he's slowly walking across it trying to get back to you 8. His plane crashed on the island where Lost takes place. They've asked him to join the cast, but sworn him to secrecy. 9. He's actually an Olympic Gold Medalist in curling. He wanted to surprise you by winniing another gold medal on your birthday. 10. While in California, he crossed the border into Tijuana to sight see. They won't let him back in the country. He's on some kind of list...
Well all this sucks, but I have to say this anyway.
Happy Birthday.
Glad I got to meet you in virtual life, yours was the 1st blog I 'followed', and the 1st one I check.
Remember it's the lasting people in our lives that matter the most, your friends, not anyone else. They are the ones who love you, just the way you are.
(virtual glasses of wine here, Atkins approves of those)
He may try to redeem himself at a later date but he's an asshat for putting you through this. I'm very sorry. However, I have full faith and confidence that your friends and loved ones will make this a special birthday for you. Best Wishes!
A missed birthday in a budding relationship is a very very disappointing thing. I say this from experience. Of course, I now own a house with the guy who once forgot my birthday, so the mistake apparently does not inflict irreparable damage. Still, I am thinking terrible thoughts about NB as I write this. I hope he wets his pants in public accidentally and cries because of it. Is that immature and vindictive of me? No.
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A list of reasons (that we won't have to beat him up for...) why he hasn't called:
1. He secretly works for the CIA
2. As secret CIA agent he went hunting for Osama BinLaden
3. While hunting Osama BinLaden he was kidnapped and is being held in the Middle East in a cave
4. He's secretly auditioning for American Idol and wanted to surprise you
5. He went skiing, bumped his head, got amnesia and is roaming the planet looking for you
6. His ex-wife is holding him hostage for more child support
7. His car broke down in the middle of the Sahara Desert and he's slowly walking across it trying to get back to you
8. His plane crashed on the island where Lost takes place. They've asked him to join the cast, but sworn him to secrecy.
9. He's actually an Olympic Gold Medalist in curling. He wanted to surprise you by winniing another gold medal on your birthday.
10. While in California, he crossed the border into Tijuana to sight see. They won't let him back in the country. He's on some kind of list...
Other than that, he's dead meat.
P.S. Please feel free to add to the list.
Jill wants to add...
He's secretly escorting Entwhistle back into the country sometime later this week.
B-
Well all this sucks, but I have to say this anyway.
Happy Birthday.
Glad I got to meet you in virtual life, yours was the 1st blog I 'followed', and the 1st one I check.
Remember it's the lasting people in our lives that matter the most, your friends, not anyone else. They are the ones who love you, just the way you are.
(virtual glasses of wine here, Atkins approves of those)
Here's to many more!!
And I will add to the list -
At one of his business meetings, NB was introduced to a man and shook his hand. NB was then the 1st American to come down with the Avian Flu.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY B!
P. S. NB is an asshat.
He may try to redeem himself at a later date but he's an asshat for putting you through this. I'm very sorry. However, I have full faith and confidence that your friends and loved ones will make this a special birthday for you. Best Wishes!
Nicole would like to add -
He was doing technical support on a computer. He discovered incriminating evidence against the president. The CIA has captured him.
mel,
This is when I'm pro-torture. ;)
Screw the f'er!
Eh.
To add to the list...how about...HE'S JUST AN A**!! Why sugarcoat that fact?
Go treat yourself to something nice tonight!
-RM
What the hell is wrong with this guy? Who acts like this? He is truly pathetic..........N
You deserve better
I am sure you must be pissed
He can go fuck off
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday, dear B
you were dating a monkey
who smelled like one too :)
Nice haiku Al!
I especially appreciate the vocab here at school! :o)
Happy Birthday B! The best is awaiting you down the road ...
B thinking of you.
Hope you are doing something fun.
Post soon, even if it's just to say hi.
:)
A missed birthday in a budding relationship is a very very disappointing thing. I say this from experience. Of course, I now own a house with the guy who once forgot my birthday, so the mistake apparently does not inflict irreparable damage. Still, I am thinking terrible thoughts about NB as I write this. I hope he wets his pants in public accidentally and cries because of it. Is that immature and vindictive of me? No.
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