Note To Self

When getting haircut
do not ask hairdresser about boyfriend status
especially if it turns out that
he cheated on her
and she just found out

she may inadvertently
take it out on your hair
and even though you asked for a trim
you may end up with

really
really
short
hair

and you won't be able to
stop her
because that would be rude
because she is spilling her guts

and really
the story is quite fascinating
especially the part when she
checked his emails
and packed up all of his clothes

next time
try to discuss the weather
and keep her focused
on the fact that she is cutting
your hair, and not her ex boyfriend's testicles

-b